Lube is illegal? Better tell Boots.

Good job the boys in brown, 10-4.

 

5 hours ago, scorecard said:

What a joke, the truth is that folks (any county) can easily/cheaply/quickly make most of these products at home.

Ive 3D printed a few for the Mia Noi and her friends.

9 minutes ago, Jingthing said:

Lube is illegal? Better tell Boots.

Cooking oil works just as good.

I guess they will all be 'destroyed' in an approved manner. Like incinerating heroin and other drugs which are normally inhaled... I love irony. 

Anthing to do with Thailand now making their own generic viagra ?

13 hours ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

Lesson being dont mess with the Thai Sex Police---Penal code 69!

nice photo..plastic ones on the table real ones standing up behind

The cops wives & all their friends are over the moon at the freebie gizzets coming their way ????????

Last time I was in bkk the Nigerians along sukhumvit were knocking out dildos that would have put a Bedouin donkey to shame, in full view of MIB.

6 hours ago, Ralf001 said:

Cooking oil works just as good.

But always and forever, if it's not spit it's not true love.

I mean seriously Thailand must be one of the most devious places going regarding what you can get up to and they are concerned about sex toys, its totally up to the individuals/coulples as to what they do in the bedroom and the government dont they understand the concept of making things legal so taxes can be charged thaialnd is really backwards regarding laws as it has always been

Seems that the closure some of the BIBs' favourite entertainments venues has triggered a new  interest in the sex toy black market.

Hmmm, whats a  "legal  sex toy" or is  it  hanging betwen my legs, when I say  hanging I mean scraping the floor  past my knees  ...obviously

6 hours ago, Dont confuse me said:

Last time I was in bkk the Nigerians along sukhumvit were knocking out dildos that would have put a Bedouin donkey to shame, in full view of MIB.

Well having been compared to a Bedouin donkey I can assure you that they were not that big ????

20 hours ago, Phuketshrew said:

Good to see them all standing to attention. Will there be stiff sentences for the offenders?

Sentence could well depend on the depth of the re enactment 

19 hours ago, RafPinto said:

They can play with me. I have some free space on my agenda.

However somewhat lacking in xtra large and never goes soft attractions of silicone.

Next please

Ambitions and realities mixed up 

18 minutes ago, Excel said:

Well having been compared to a Bedouin donkey I can assure you that they were not that big ????

In IQ??

21 hours ago, Dart12 said:

Those are clearly potato mashers and cooking utensils.  Can't stop what people do with them

A vibrator would be useful if laying small area of concrete, and whisking eggs. 

Another law brought in by Thai men. When will they start arresting people for

sunscreen ? Dec 1 st ? 

23 hours ago, Sticky Rice Balls said:

is that a pickle in your pocket?

No, Im just pleased to see you! 

20 hours ago, ripstanley said:

Vegetable markets will the next to be raided

They won't be after Fuk fruit surely.  A few years ago the 15 yo girl was visiting from next door , first time i had heard of Fuk fruit.  She leaned over the wall and said Fuk fruit. I said " Don't say that fruit is good for you '. oops.

14 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Lube is illegal? Better tell Boots.

I was told many, many years ago they don't sell booze any more in Boots . It seems it runs out the lace holes.

I'll get me 'at .

12 minutes ago, toofarnorth said:

They won't be after Fuk fruit surely.  A few years ago the 15 yo girl was visiting from next door , first time i had heard of Fuk fruit.  She leaned over the wall and said Fuk fruit. I said " Don't say that fruit is good for you '. oops.

She must of been in love with the large squash you had, or was it a large durian that was ribbed...

When bkk was open before lockdown the amount of stalls selling sex toys were everywhere.They sold everything every night.Now they have to order all new stock when the tourist come back

Just now, bristolgeoff said:

When bkk was open before lockdown the amount of stalls selling sex toys were everywhere.They sold everything every night.Now they have to order all new stock when the tourist come back

But all of the MIa Noi's will have their drawers full now won't they.....

17 hours ago, RobU said:

I wonder how the poor guys feel, having to stand behind graphic displays of sex toys as if they were selling them.

Ahh I have just had a thought

1. Confiscated Items are resold at auction

2. Thai police officers get 50% of resale value of confiscated items

THEY ARE SELLING THEM THIS IS THE ADVERT

Maybe they are being sold hole sale .

3 minutes ago, ThailandRyan said:

But all of the MIa Noi's will have their drawers full now won't they.....

A Mia noi with full drawers , I will have to concentrate on that.  A big Mia Noi yes ....................................

Will 'Joe <deleted>' be claiming 40% of the haul ?.