Why put down the toilet seat

[A1Str8]

Why do women always tell us dudes that we gotta put the toilet seat down?

I feel that's unfair so I always tell my gf, you gotta put it up every time you're done using it coz that's how I like it and that's how I will use it. 

Now she says I am a d*$k. I don't like double standards, so to end the argument, I took off the seat. Now there's nothing to argue about. She proceeded to tell her parents, that i am indeed a d*$k, but her father thought what I did was really funny and suggested to his wife that he was gonna do the same. Which resulted in an argument between them. Which is now my fault. 

So I said okay I am just gonna have a urinal installed. But she said I'll still use the toilet for the big things. I am like yeah what do u want me to do, dump it in the urinal. Bright idea. So now I am disgusting for mentioning that. 

 

What is it with the female brain???

 

 

[RichardColeman]

I imagine this does not apply to most Thai toilets as most appear to be dirty ceramic holes next to filthy buckets and a ladle or old cooking pot. Least we in the west have emigrated up the evolutionary toilet scale

[Swiss1960]

Peeing in a toilet while standing is disgusting. There will always be drops on the floor all around the toilet, no matter how hard you try to omit that, and I am pretty sure that you don't clean the floor after every time you pee? And here comes the wife sitting down and putting her feet on the floor you messed up.

Ever looked at the floor around urinals in public toilets? There you see what I mean when I say that peeing while standing is making a mess of the floor around it, whether urinal or "normal" toilet. 

Peeing in a toilet at home while standing is disrespecting your wife, because she will have to clean up the mess that you caused. 

[Misab]

Good humour

[Lemsta69]

0/10

[Captain Monday]

1 hour ago, Swiss1960 said:

Peeing in a toilet while standing is disgusting. There will always be drops on the floor all around the toilet, no matter how hard you try to omit that, and I am pretty sure that you don't clean the floor after every time you pee? And here comes the wife sitting down and putting her feet on the floor you messed up.

Ever looked at the floor around urinals in public toilets? There you see what I mean when I say that peeing while standing is making a mess of the floor around it, whether urinal or "normal" toilet. 

Peeing in a toilet at home while standing is disrespecting your wife, because she will have to clean up the mess that you caused. 

I am a feminist but to be asked to pee sitting (unhealthy) no thanks my aim in someones home is far superior to "a public toilet" and on our jets if you make a mess you'll catch hell from fellow crew members

 

And holding a woman purse while she goes to the toilet is out of the question. I was taught if you can't carry your own gear don't bring it. 

 

The best reason to put the seat down is if you plop your butt down in the dark and the seat is up you get this cool sinking sensation.

 

Same men for women

Edited November 25, 2021 by Captain Monday

[BritManToo]

1 hour ago, Swiss1960 said:

There will always be drops on the floor all around the toilet, no matter how hard you try to omit that, and I am pretty sure that you don't clean the floor after every time you pee? And here comes the wife sitting down and putting her feet on the floor you messed up.

Bum gun washes everything, everytime ....... so not a concern.

 

As for the gf/wife, tell her if she pays for the home and all related expenses, you'll leave the seat however she wants. But if you pay, then it's your choice and the seat stays up.

Edited November 25, 2021 by BritManToo

[Will B Good]

1 hour ago, Swiss1960 said:

Peeing in a toilet while standing is disgusting. There will always be drops on the floor all around the toilet, no matter how hard you try to omit that, and I am pretty sure that you don't clean the floor after every time you pee? And here comes the wife sitting down and putting her feet on the floor you messed up.

Ever looked at the floor around urinals in public toilets? There you see what I mean when I say that peeing while standing is making a mess of the floor around it, whether urinal or "normal" toilet. 

Peeing in a toilet at home while standing is disrespecting your wife, because she will have to clean up the mess that you caused. 

Absolutely. I would never stand to pee (except into a urinal).

 

If anyone comes to my house there is a sign on the toilet lid telling them they have to sit down. 

 

The real reason for closing a toilet lid, as opposed to the seat, is to prevent the unthinkable being flushed into the air......which it is.....all over your towels and tooth brushes.

[Will27]

I used to share a house with a man and a woman.

 

The lady was always on about putting the seat down and the guy was always moaning at me to leave it up.

I didn't want to take sides, so I left it at a 45 degree angle.

[Damrongsak]

When I traveled with my two young boys and we had to use the urinals at highway rest stops, I would always point to the ever-present  "wet floor" sign.

 

I told them "Piso Mojado" meant "Pee Harder" in Spanish, so you'd hit the urinal.  My Dad used to talk about a sign in a gas station restroom - "We aim to please, you please aim too".  Then of course there's the sign "In case of air raid, jump in here.  Hasn't been hit yet". 

 

Edited November 25, 2021 by Damrongsak

[JeffersLos]

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Why put down the toilet seat

It's easier to lick. 

[CANSIAM]

Clean up the mess you make while standing ( if there is one ), put the toilet seat back down so your wife does not fall through, yes bachelor life can be grand !!!!!

Edited November 25, 2021 by CANSIAM

[IvorBiggun2]

If men peed sitting down then there'd be no chance of missing the bowl and the seat would be down all the time. Common sense really.

[Bruno123]

2 hours ago, Swiss1960 said:

Peeing in a toilet while standing is disgusting. There will always be drops on the floor all around the toilet, no matter how hard you try to omit that, and I am pretty sure that you don't clean the floor after every time you pee? And here comes the wife sitting down and putting her feet on the floor you messed up.

Ever looked at the floor around urinals in public toilets? There you see what I mean when I say that peeing while standing is making a mess of the floor around it, whether urinal or "normal" toilet. 

Peeing in a toilet at home while standing is disrespecting your wife, because she will have to clean up the mess that you caused. 

Wow...that is really nonsense.

First of all, there is no mention of the wife complaining about urine on the ground. The issue is putting the toilet seat down.

Likely being that she gets up to go to the toilet without opening her eyes and finds she is sitting on cold porcelain. Open your eyes woman ????

 

Think about it; the man lifts the toilet seat in the first place for the woman's convenience; in so they never have to sit on a contaminated seat. All the woman has to do is to remember to put it down. By doing that she has confidence that there is no dried urine on the seat.

Believe me, if it were down, she would have the new issue of wondering whether there is urine on the seat.

But to act as if the man is unwelcome in his own toilet is ridiculous. Take the seat up before you urinate and then put it down again afterwards. Woman.., does nothing. Does she clean the seat after she uses it? Privileged world for some eh?

 

Personally, I pee standing up and have a fine bleach spray in the bathroom. No bad smells and no bad attitudes.

 

[Bruno123]

31 minutes ago, Will B Good said:

Absolutely. I would never stand to pee (except into a urinal).

 

If anyone comes to my house there is a sign on the toilet lid telling them they have to sit down. 

 

The real reason for closing a toilet lid, as opposed to the seat, is to prevent the unthinkable being flushed into the air......which it is.....all over your towels and tooth brushes.

 

Oh please....who do you know that has gotten sick from a flushing toilet? So many cuckolded men out there. Mummy's boys. Be a man and stand your ground.

 

My bathroom and the seat stays up until it needs to go down. No discussion.

[BritManToo]

8 minutes ago, IvorBiggun2 said:

If men peed sitting down then there'd be no chance of missing the bowl and the seat would be down all the time. Common sense really.

Most of us aren't that feminised yet.

[IvorBiggun2]

12 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

Most of us aren't that feminised yet.

It's roughly half half.

 

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42 percent of married men sit down to urinate

And

 

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A 2014 study by Leiden University Medical Centre in the Netherlands found that sitting down helps men with prostate problems such as lower urinary tract disease to urinate with greater force, as the sitting position encourages a “more favorable urodynamic profile.”

 

Edited November 25, 2021 by IvorBiggun2

[BritManToo]

10 minutes ago, IvorBiggun2 said:

It's roughly half half.

42% of married men does not equal half of all men.

But sure, I'd agree 42% of western married men are totally whipped and subservient to their wives.

 

If my woman doesn't like the way things are done in MY home, she's welcome to leave at any time. Plenty of other ladies that would like to take her place at MY table.

 

Marriage is all about give and take.

We give and they take!

Edited November 25, 2021 by BritManToo

[captainjackS]

I close the toilet lid when I'm finished because directly above the toilet is the shelf that has the shower stuff -- shampoo, soap, ... I don't want it to fall in the toilet by accident.

[travelalone]

3 hours ago, Swiss1960 said:

Peeing in a toilet at home while standing is disrespecting your wife, because she will have to clean up the mess that you caused. 

I think it is disrespectful to your wife presuming that she has to clean the toilet. 

Edited November 25, 2021 by travelalone

[Gottfrid]

Yeah, It´s amazing that a guy that runs 5 businesses have time to have a problem with a toilet seat. Anyway, I understand your pain, I t must be a hell of a work to open and close every time you need to use the toilet. Now I am going to follow you on TV, so that I get a notice of every important thing that matter in your life. Have a great day, and don´t let the toilet seat hit you on your way out. ????

Edited November 25, 2021 by Gottfrid

[Adumbration]

Nothing worse than a half finished job.

 

Why stop with the toilet seat?

 

Remove the bin in the bathroom where your wife disposes of her used tampons.

 

[atpeace]

I did not have a clue that is was semi normal to sit down when taking a whiz and also that it is more considerate.  Interesting and get the logic but most men are pigs when it come to number 1 and 2. 

 

Take the wife in to any well used public bathroom or simply take some pics to share with her.  What she will see are 90% of the seats are down and covered in <deleted> or other disgusting collateral damage.  The toilet seat being up sure seems like a preferred sight IMO.  I'm just amazed with the <deleted> precision many lack. It is as if they using a garden hose in wide spray mode or they enjoy taking aim at objects outside the bowl.

[BritManToo]

2 minutes ago, atpeace said:

I did not have a clue that is was semi normal to sit down when taking a whiz

It's not!

Although it may be normal for feminised men to do it.

[1FinickyOne]

1 hour ago, BritManToo said:

Most of us aren't that feminised yet.

always something to aspire towards... 

[1FinickyOne]

I remember having this conversation w/a GF years ago - her comment was that it felt terrible to go to the bathroom at night and fall in because the seat was up... I thought if it felt that terrible then maybe she should remember to check first... 

 

This sounds to me as a 50/50 issue... BUT, as a siren for peace, I always gave in and always put the seat back down.. it is easier than fighting about it... 

 

OP - going to the lengths you mention, yeah, it would kind of sound like you are being a jerk about it... 

[BritManToo]

Just now, 1FinickyOne said:

This sounds to me as a 50/50 issue... BUT, as a siren for peace, I always gave in and always put the seat back down.. it is easier than fighting about it... 

As a man, you should learn to issue orders that your staff must obey.

[Swiss1960]

35 minutes ago, travelalone said:

I think it is disrespectful to your wife presuming that she has to clean the toilet. 

It is not, since we have clear and agreed upon separation of duties in our house

[Swiss1960]

5 minutes ago, BritManToo said:

As a man, you should learn to issue orders that your staff must obey.

As a human being, I pitty your wife

[Farmerslife]

Life really is too short for this - - -

but just put the seat down afterwards - - - how difficult is it, <deleted> !